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collegehumor:


Student Owned by Professor on Facebook


Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

collegehumor:

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

Captain Nemo vs Captain Ahab

If I were ever asked who would win in a fight if Captain Nemo from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea and Captain Ahab from Moby-Dick ever got into a fight, I would bet every time on Captain Nemo. Ahab is just a moody douche.

Excuse me, sir, but your ice cream is slowly fading away.

Excuse me, sir, but your ice cream is slowly fading away.

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: Monday let’s go to work! Let’s do this!  ….. FFUUUUU.

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: Monday let’s go to work! Let’s do this!  ….. FFUUUUU.

Captain Nemo is officially my new favorite character out of all the ones I have read about.

piquancies:

unreasonableexpectation:

blackisyou:

5’8
ditto

Almost 5’11”!



Oh, thank god, there really are other tall folk out there. 5’9, here.

piquancies:

unreasonableexpectation:

blackisyou:

5’8

ditto


Almost 5’11”!

Oh, thank god, there really are other tall folk out there. 5’9, here.

Over the past decade or so, people have become addicted to certain movies. They watch and re-watch certain movies in certain series like an OCD guy closes a door over and over again. For example, a little over ten years ago, people had Harry Potter to obsess and fangirl over(I must admit tha I am guikty). Then, around five years ago, a wonderful woman by the name of Stephanie Meyers wrote a book. Actually, she wrote four which became best-sellers. This wonderful lady named this book Twilight, and this led to the era of Twi-hards and the popularity of a certain actor with rather poofy hair. Now, I smell a somewhat recent obsession in the air, and it is caused by a movie, that was originally a book, called the Hunger Games. Oh dear. So in the last fifteen years alone, we have had the Potter-heads, then the Twi-hards, and now I don’t rven know what to call the fans of Hunger Games. The Hungry? I’ve no clue. However, I have one question. What about Cristopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy? I mean, honestly! Nolan’s Batman is much more than a story about a bimbo who cant choose between a vampire or a werewolf. What happened to all those Batman fans? In honor of Cristopher Nolan I’m going to wear a Batman costume around my city to honor the Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and the upcoming Dark Knight Rises.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I ALWAYS FEEL BAD JUST WATCHING A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT INSTEAD OF HELPING.
YEAH, WE ALL DO, BUT HERE WE ARE.
IT’S TRAGIC, AND YET SOMEWHERE IN THE WRECKAGE THERE’S STILL BEAUTY.
THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO POIGNANT.
Excuse me! This is Ms. Lohan’s private barbecue! How did you all get in here?
WHEN I SAY RUN, EVERYONE SCATTER.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I ALWAYS FEEL BAD JUST WATCHING A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT INSTEAD OF HELPING.

YEAH, WE ALL DO, BUT HERE WE ARE.

IT’S TRAGIC, AND YET SOMEWHERE IN THE WRECKAGE THERE’S STILL BEAUTY.

THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO POIGNANT.

Excuse me! This is Ms. Lohan’s private barbecue! How did you all get in here?

WHEN I SAY RUN, EVERYONE SCATTER.

I am back. With a vengeance!